fangirl1981: (cm--prentiss smile)
( May. 9th, 2009 12:11 am)
Title: Girl Talk
Pairing: Penelope Garcia/Emily Prentiss
Rating: PG
Summary: Garcia and Prentiss flirt on the phone. That about sums it up.
Spoilers/Warnings: Innuendo?
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, but if I did, oh the things I would make them do...
Author's Notes: I dedicate this fic to [ profile] visionofblue who has been desperately wanting Garcia/Prentiss. This is the best I could do. It's un-beta'd and very short and has a lame title. Oh and it's only dialogue cause that is all I can do well.

I always suspected you were really a bad girl deep down. )
fangirl1981: (daily--jon/stephen trying to seduce me?)
( Feb. 24th, 2009 02:27 pm)
Title: Be My Valentine
Pairing: Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Slavery is illegal and thus I cannot own anyone, let alone Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.
Summary: "Stephen" buys Jon a present for Valentines Day and now he has to make sure Jon doesn't ever find out.
Authors Notes: Thanks to my beta [ profile] jackiesjunkie who always makes me look good by fixing my mistakes and strokes my ego by telling me I don't suck.

For some reason Stephen's wild mood swings and mental instablity really inspires my muse )
fangirl1981: (daily--jon/stephen/conan)
( Jan. 30th, 2009 09:40 pm)
Title: Damn You O'Brien!
Pairing: Jon/"Stephen" (as in the character Stephen plays rather than the actual Stephen Colbert)
Rating: PG
Warnings: Slashiness?
Disclaimer: This is fiction dreamed up by a deranged fangirl. *L*
Summary: Inspired by Jon talking about hanging out with Conan O'Brien during the writers strike. This is "Stephen's" reaction to that news. Sort of a one sided Jon/"Stephen" pairing. And much thanks once again to my awesome beta [ profile] jackiesjunkie.

Click here to read my little ficlet )
Title: Four Conversations that Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert had using someecards
Rating: R (for bad language and sexual content)
Warnings: This is RPS
Disclaimer: I don't own someecards. Also I'm almost 100% sure this never ever happened.
Summary: This is me using someecards to write fanfic again without actually having to write anything myself. *L*

Not very dial-up friendly )
OMG the Daily Show is back tonight. *does happy dance*

In the meantime have a fanfiction meme )
I decided to just go ahead and post the fic I wrote even though it is what my BFF Claire would call "drawer fic" (in that it should go in a drawer and not be read by anybody else) but then [ profile] jackiesjunkie, who is my only fan, said she enjoyed it so I thought what the hell. She also used her mad beta skills to fix it for me (thanks sweetie). It's my first RPS (I have completely gone over to the dark side now. *L) and it has the pairings of Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki and Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert (um sort of, there's speculation at least).

It's short, it's pointless, it was written merely for my amusement. And I suck, so consider yourself warned. )
Stole this meme from [ profile] scarletts_awry

Sometimes it's okay to pimp yourself out. Post a list of your top five fics favorite you've written, regardless of fandom or the reason you love them. This isn't about the BEST things you've written, but what you LOVE most. Then tag five other people to do the same.

I only have four cause I suck:

Greatest Hits of Mullet Rock
Dean and Sam do an informercial. Come on how could that not be funny?

Untitled fic I wrote for Claire ([ profile] visionofblue)
I was talking about how Sam was Buffy's type and Claire mentioned she liked the idea of Dean/Dawn and I was inspired to write this fic which doesn't actually feature either pairing really.

If We Sleep Together
I wrote an MST3K fic but I had to make it completely silly cause it is MST3K. Basically Mike and Joel decide to do it and it doesn't go well.

My humorous take on Harry/Draco*. Another not quite pairing (with a mention of yet another not quite pairing at the end)

Um I tag everybody everywhere! :P

*I am so far from shipping Harry/Draco it's not even funny.
Feeling really shitty and depressed. I decided to focus my bad mood on writing a nasty little piece of anti-Jo Supernatural fanfic. It's short, it's unbeta'd, and I'm probably the only person remotely interested in it but I just had to write it.

My bitchy gen fanfic in which Ruby meets Jo )

That whole thing was really just an excuse to post the description of Jo that Ruby made - I kind of love that bit. I'm a nasty person. *L* Anyway I feel slightly better now so I guess it did some good.
ZOMG I wrote fic! Just a short drabble that's dialogue only, but still I wrote something. Basically it's a Buffy/Supernatural crossover with Dean and Buffy being all snarky and flirty and I hope it's actually funny to people other than just me.

My untitled, unbeta'd drabble, let me show it to you )
2007 Fanfiction Meme yoinked from [ profile] colin_chaotic

Stories I wrote (and posted):
"Denial" HP:Harry/Draco (sort of)
"If We Sleep Together" MST3K:Mike/Joel (sort of)
"Don't Panic" MST3K/Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy crossover:gen
"Greatest Hits of Mullet Rock" SPN:gen/crack
..."Means I Love You" SPN:gen
"Need" SPN:gen
"I Live With It Everyday" SPN:gen
"Jealousy" SPN:Dean/Sam
"For Claire"* SPN/BtVS crossover:Dean/Dawn and Sam/Buffy
"Love the One You're With" SPN/Veronica Mars crossover:Sam/Piz
"Three's A Crowd" SPN/Veronica Mars crossover:Dean/Piz and Dean/Sam
"A Dear Veronica Letter" Veronica Mars: Piz/Veronica

My favorite: "Denial", "Greatest Hits of Mullet Rock", "If We Sleep Together", "For Claire"

My best: "Greatest Hits of Mullet Rock"

Story most underappreciated by the universe: Um all of them? *L* No, I'll say "...Means I Love You"

Most fun story: Pretty much all the ones I listed as favorites and also "Don't Panic"

Sexiest story: "Jealousy", "Love the One You're With" and "Three's a Crowd" are the only ones where I attempted smut.

Story with the single sexiest moment: I'm changing this to the only story where I thought the "sex" came out well and that's "If We Sleep Together" and I don't mean the sex was good (it was intentionally written as a complete failure) but it's the only story I wrote with sex in it that I thought turned out well.

Hardest story to write: "Love the One You're With" and "Three's a Crowd" cause they're the only stories I didn't write in just one sitting; that I had to come back to over the course of days and write.

Most unintentionally telling story: "Jealousy", "Love the One You're With", and "Three's a Crowd" are telling in that apparently they let everyone see that I fail at writing stories with sex and/or actual plot. *facepalm*

*named that because I wrote it for [ profile] visionofblue and couldn't come up with an actual title *L*
My fic The Greatest Hits of Mullet Rock was recommended at [ profile] spn_crackfic by one of the moderators! I feel so honored. :D
Title: Don't Panic

Fandom: Mystery Science Theater 3000/Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy crossover

Rating: G

Summary: The Satellite of Love gets a visit from some very strange strangers.

Spoilers/Warnings: None

Disclaimer: I don't own these characters. Don't sue me, I'm broke.

Author's Notes: This is based on the movie version of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Also I'm placing this somewhere during the Sci-Fi era of MST3K since there would be no Deep 13 if Earth was destroyed.
Thanks once again to my beta [ profile] jackiesjunkie for making this readable.

Let the crossover madness begin! )
I posted what I consider to be some of my better fanfics up at You can see my page here. I posted them like 6 hours ago and I have three good reviews already. You could have knocked me over with a feather because generally my fics seem to be ignored.

I think I've found my niche as a writer; I'm good at short funny stories. Anytime I try to go serious or smutty it just doesn't turn out well.

Speaking of fics I wrote a Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy crossover with MST3K fic this evening and as soon as my beta gets back to me with corrections I shall post it. It's based on the movie version of HHGG because I still haven't read the book yet. I'll get to it I swear but I'm re-reading the Goblet of Fire right now and I just checked out two books from the library too.
So I've been working on this Snape/Lily fanfic based on this 50 sentence challenge. You are supposed to write 50 sentences of a pairing based on prompts. I didn't actually sign up for the challenge, I just wanted to see if I could do it. I've finished 20 and I don't know if I'll finish or not. I am posting what I have so far in the hopes that I can get some feedback and possibly be inspired to finish it or be told I suck and shouldn't bother. *L*

This is totally unbetad so watch out for atrocious use of punctuation )
fangirl1981: (hp--dumbledore it wasnt me)
( Aug. 26th, 2007 11:51 pm)
Title: "Denial"
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry/Draco (sort of)
Rating: PG
Summary: Humorous (hopefully) drabble set during book 6 when Harry was "obsessed" with Draco.
Spoilers/Warnings: There aren't any really.
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters. Don't sue me, I'm broke.
Author's Notes: Beta'd by [ profile] jackiesjunkie. All praise be unto her.
**More author's notes below story.

Why can't a person just hate another without it being because of sexual tension? )
Title: Jealousy

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Dean/Sam (Wincest people!)

Rating: NC-17

Summary: Short little fic about Sam getting jealous.

Spoilers/Warnings: There is incest and somewhat rough sex. No spoilers though.

Disclaimer: I don't own these characters. Don't sue me 'cause I is broke.

Author's Notes: I was laying in bed this morning suffering from a cold trying to get myself to go back to sleep when this popped into my head. I had no choice but to get up and write it down because the muse very rarely visits me. My beta [ profile] jackiesjunkie kindly fixed all my grammar errors. Thanks again sweetie. :)

No one gets to touch you but me! )
Title: Greatest Hits of Mullet Rock

Rating: PG

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: None, it's Gen

Summary: Remember how Sam called Dean's music "the greatest hits of mullet rock"? Well I thought to myself what if that was an album and Dean and Sam did an informercial for it. And voila, this crackfic was born!

Spoilers/Warnings: None.

Disclaimer: I don't own these characters. Don't sue me, I'm broke.

Author's Notes: I wrote it in a screenplay-like format cause it's easier. *L* If you've ever watched an informercial then you can picture the cheesy fake grins that are on Dean and Sam's faces. Also feedback will make my heart grow three sizes!

Nothing but crack )
Title: "A Dear Veronica Letter"

Pairing: Piz/Veronica

Rating: PG

Summary: A letter from Piz to Veronica.

Spoilers/Warnings: Lets just say all of Veronica Mars season 3 to be safe.

Disclaimer: I dont own these characters. Don't sue me, I'm broke.

Author's Notes: This is a drabble that takes place after "The Bitch is Back". This was inspired by the scene where Logan beat that guy up and Piz showed up and saw how Veronica was looking at Logan. You could see by the look on his face that he knew it was over at that moment.

It was pretty much over before it even started... )
fangirl1981: (spn--winchester family faded memories)
( May. 2nd, 2007 01:19 pm)
Title: ...Means I Love You
Pairing: It's basically a gen fic but it could be Wincest if that's how you want to interpret it.
Rating: PG
Summary: How the Winchester boys say I love you.
Spoilers/Warnings: None really
Disclaimer: I dont own these characters. Don't sue me, I'm broke.
Author's Notes: I wrote Wee Winchesters! :D
Props to [ profile] jackiesjunkie who did another beta job for me. What would I do without you?

Jerk. Bitch )
fangirl1981: (spn--sam lol)
( Apr. 26th, 2007 06:05 pm)
We have caller ID and the phone rang earlier and it said Texas call. So I turned to my mom and said "It says Texas call. Aren't all your exes from Texas?" Heh, at least I amuse myself.

I wrote that MST3K fic I mentioned earlier and my beta said it was funny so I'm gonna post it.

Title: If We Sleep Together
Pairing: Joel/Mike (sort of)
Rating: PG
Summary: Joel and Mike decide to have sex. It doesn't go so well.
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters. Don't sue me, I'm broke.
Author's Notes: This would have to be an AU story. Imagine that instead of Joel escaping and Mike replacing him, the Mads just sent Mike up there with Joel. Why? I don't know, they just did.
[ profile] jackiesjunkie used her mad beta skills to make this readable.

A man gets awful lonely in space )


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