fangirl1981: (mst3k--my fandom mocks your fandom)
( Jun. 1st, 2008 10:59 pm)
I just watched the Rifftraxed version of House of Wax and I had to post my favorite quotes:

"Starring the moral and cultural vacuum that is Paris Hilton."

"Ya a group of teens parking out in the middle of nowhere, what could possibly happen?"

(About Chad Michael Murray)"Hey now I recognize him, he's that guy from Dawsons One Tree 90210."

"Ah you can run but you can't act."

"Admittedly Vincent decapitated his best friend and knifed Blake and Wade but weigh that against all the good he did in ridding us of Paris Hilton."
fangirl1981: (actors--jensen/jared naughty boys)
( May. 31st, 2008 08:48 pm)
There's a Rifftrax for House of Wax! I really want to watch it but I'll probably have to close my eyes during the icky parts 'cause that movie is really gross. And really really bad which makes it perfect for Rifftrax.

Here's their description of the movie:
Stop anybody on the street and ask them what their favourite Paris Hilton movie is, and chances are they'll say: “Is this a real survey? Why don't you have a pen or a clipboard? Oh my God, are you mugging me? Please, take everything, just don't hurt me!” Or they might, just might reply: “House of Wax”.

I'm pretty certain Vincent Price is dead, so I can say with tolerable confidence that this remake of his 1953 classic would cause him to turn over in his grave. I'm not sure why, it's just something the dead are supposed to do when they're ticked off – when Bill O'Reilly finally throws a seven, he'll most likely come close to perpetual motion.

But the sight of the insufferable, uber-spoilt heiress being stalked by a raving psycho intent on ramming a metal pole through her skull isn't the only reason for watching this movie. OK, it is the only reason, but damned if it ain't a good one. If they could've found a way to work it into Norbit, I would've watched that, too. In fact, it'd make the basis of a terrific reality series. Excuse me, I have to put in a call to Fox...

Seeing Paris Hilton die was the highlight of the movie but they really should have made her death more drawn out and horrible. I mean where was the torture and the suffering? I think after all that she has put us through, she deserves it.

ETA: I just found out that movie was nominated for like actual awards. Well okay just MTV and Teen Choice awards so not like really respectable ones but still WTF? Of course it was also nominated for Worst Movie and Worst Movie Remake at the Razzies and Paris Hilton won the Razzie for Worst Supporting Actress. Woohoo, you go girl and don't come back.
fangirl1981: (mst3k--my fandom mocks your fandom)
( May. 28th, 2008 07:49 pm)
I miss my Playstation 2. I wish I hadn't sold it. Actually I really wish I could afford a Playstation 3 because I am dying to play the new Grand Theft Auto game.

Random MST3K quotes:

Narrator in short-"A big dog has plenty of room to run and play but he is more than a pet, he also protects the family."
Tom Servo-"From rival farm gangs"

Guy in movie-"Forget what he said, I know what he meant."
Crow-"Filthy un-Christian sex"
fangirl1981: (mst3k--devil damn you to my place)
( Mar. 11th, 2008 08:28 pm)
Mike-"The subject of today's political debate: politics."
Tom Servo-"Yes, yes well first of all let me once again state that if we are going to have a democracy we must have a mulching attachment."
Crow-"Yes but do you not agree that the whole concept of a shampoo and conditioner in one is absurd?"
Tom Servo-"Let me answer that sir with a question, have you or have you not ever tubed the apple river with Sally Jesse Raphael?"
Crow-"Dill is a good spice i will not have it maligned!"
Tom Servo-"Why you've never even met Mamie Eisenhower have you, well have you?"
Crow-"Are you saying that you do ride in a surrey with a fringe on top?"
Mike-"Gentleman please, surely there must be some middle ground."
Tom Servo-"But horseradish does not go with chicken!"
Crow-"You refuse to even learn about Wink Martindale!"
Tom Servo-"Well let me state once again sir that you are a kindergarten baby, you wash your face with gravy, you wrap it up in bubblegum, and mail it to the navy."
OMG there's a Rifftrax of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone!

Here's the site's description:
"The most profitable bespectacled Potter since Henry F. and Sherman T. combined, tales of Harry's indoctrination into Satan's dark and unholy arts have delighted dozens of children the world over. And this, the first movie of the series, ably helmed by Chris Columbus captures all the wonder, magic, and reckless child endangerment, thanks in no small part to the scene chewing of some of Britain's hammiest actors. Starring Daniel Radcliffe, years before he gave everyone a good long look at his Nimbus 2000, Emma Watson and some kid who makes Ron Howard look swarthy, Harry Potter and the Something of Something Else is the most fun you'll have giving J.K. Rowling yet more of your money this year!

Mike, Kevin and Bill Dumbledore their way through a Haggrid of laughs in this, the Hogwartiest of all RiffTrax! (We have no idea what any of that means!)"

I MUST HEAR IT! But I am broke. Curses!

ETA: Also I really want a Mike Nelson Bobble Head for it is made of awesome!
I watched High School Big Shot tonight which made me realize I didn't put Mike on my hot list. I have a good reason though, I didn't include Mike on the hot list because I don't find him hot exactly. I just adore him and thinks he's cute. Not in an "I want to sleep with him" kind of way but more of a "I want to cuddle him, much like you would a kitty" way. Mike is my "non-sexual crush".
2007 Fanfiction Meme yoinked from [ profile] colin_chaotic

Stories I wrote (and posted):
"Denial" HP:Harry/Draco (sort of)
"If We Sleep Together" MST3K:Mike/Joel (sort of)
"Don't Panic" MST3K/Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy crossover:gen
"Greatest Hits of Mullet Rock" SPN:gen/crack
..."Means I Love You" SPN:gen
"Need" SPN:gen
"I Live With It Everyday" SPN:gen
"Jealousy" SPN:Dean/Sam
"For Claire"* SPN/BtVS crossover:Dean/Dawn and Sam/Buffy
"Love the One You're With" SPN/Veronica Mars crossover:Sam/Piz
"Three's A Crowd" SPN/Veronica Mars crossover:Dean/Piz and Dean/Sam
"A Dear Veronica Letter" Veronica Mars: Piz/Veronica

My favorite: "Denial", "Greatest Hits of Mullet Rock", "If We Sleep Together", "For Claire"

My best: "Greatest Hits of Mullet Rock"

Story most underappreciated by the universe: Um all of them? *L* No, I'll say "...Means I Love You"

Most fun story: Pretty much all the ones I listed as favorites and also "Don't Panic"

Sexiest story: "Jealousy", "Love the One You're With" and "Three's a Crowd" are the only ones where I attempted smut.

Story with the single sexiest moment: I'm changing this to the only story where I thought the "sex" came out well and that's "If We Sleep Together" and I don't mean the sex was good (it was intentionally written as a complete failure) but it's the only story I wrote with sex in it that I thought turned out well.

Hardest story to write: "Love the One You're With" and "Three's a Crowd" cause they're the only stories I didn't write in just one sitting; that I had to come back to over the course of days and write.

Most unintentionally telling story: "Jealousy", "Love the One You're With", and "Three's a Crowd" are telling in that apparently they let everyone see that I fail at writing stories with sex and/or actual plot. *facepalm*

*named that because I wrote it for [ profile] visionofblue and couldn't come up with an actual title *L*
MST3K quotes from the short "Keeping Clean and Neat" which featured a narrator telling two kids about proper hygeine.

Narrator-"First form the habit of getting up with plenty of time..."
Tom Servo-"To sober up."

Narrator-"But what about those shoes."
Crow-"Uh oh, dad's vomit."

Narrator-"Don't go to bed with wet hair."
Crow-"Or a first date."
Title: Don't Panic

Fandom: Mystery Science Theater 3000/Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy crossover

Rating: G

Summary: The Satellite of Love gets a visit from some very strange strangers.

Spoilers/Warnings: None

Disclaimer: I don't own these characters. Don't sue me, I'm broke.

Author's Notes: This is based on the movie version of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Also I'm placing this somewhere during the Sci-Fi era of MST3K since there would be no Deep 13 if Earth was destroyed.
Thanks once again to my beta [ profile] jackiesjunkie for making this readable.

Let the crossover madness begin! )
I posted what I consider to be some of my better fanfics up at You can see my page here. I posted them like 6 hours ago and I have three good reviews already. You could have knocked me over with a feather because generally my fics seem to be ignored.

I think I've found my niche as a writer; I'm good at short funny stories. Anytime I try to go serious or smutty it just doesn't turn out well.

Speaking of fics I wrote a Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy crossover with MST3K fic this evening and as soon as my beta gets back to me with corrections I shall post it. It's based on the movie version of HHGG because I still haven't read the book yet. I'll get to it I swear but I'm re-reading the Goblet of Fire right now and I just checked out two books from the library too.
I want this poster.

You know what's fun? Randomly saying "watch out for snakes". (It's an MST3K thing)

One week from tomorrow season 2 of Supernatural is out on DVD! I can't wait! I told my mom that after I bought it I'd bring it over so she can watch the bloopers. I've already seen some on You Tube and they are hilarious. :D

Icon meme )
Tom-"Filmed in soap opera vision."
Mike-"We now return to Days of our Fingal."

Crow-"I seem to have died, is that okay?"

Crow-"You know my apathy is palpable at this point."

Tom-"I'm sorry these two didn't end up together."
Mike-"They did."
Tom-"Well then I'm sorry about that."
I always make icons when I can't sleep.

Who needs sleep? )
fangirl1981: (hp/spn--voldemort is immune to rock salt)
( Aug. 8th, 2007 04:08 am)
These are all icons I've posted before (except the Snape ones) but they were all posted one at a time so I just decided to repost them all together and cut down on the number of entries in my LJ memories.

12 multi-fandom icons )
Just a few icons I thought my fellow MSTies might enjoy:

Lookie at the icon I made! Oh MST3K I will always <3 you. You were my first fandom love and I find myself obsessed with you all over again. You're in my top three fandoms right now (the other two being Supernatural and Harry Potter). I even find mysef warming up to the mads in the Sci-Fi era episodes.
I am having far too much fun making icons with MST3K quotes.

Supernatural and Harry Potter icons in here )
Random MST3K quotes time.

"May the dark one hold you in his clutches ... I mean have a safe drive."

(chanting)"Burn the witch. Also go Packers but mostly burn the witch."

"Man if you can't trust the devil."

(Those are all from "The Touch of Satan" which I watched today)
I made icons again. The first batch is random icons from MST3K and Harry Potter.
There are a couple of ones with fanart from book seven so spoiler alert )

I also made icons of a few of my favorite characters with the name of the Hogwarts house I think they'd be in.

Sorting characters into houses is my latest obsession )
I made an MST3K Friends Only banner:



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