My stalker just grunted on my Twitter

( Life seems to suck less with LOL cats around )

I teach Sunday school motherfucker!

God bless you YouTube for saving me from watching movies I would really rather not watch.

( Stephen Colbert and Jim Gaffigan scenes in The Love Guru )

( Jon Stewart in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back )

I’m just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It’s not working out too well.

I've been giving all my stand-up comic love to Jim Gaffigan lately but you know who else I love? Brian Regan. He is freaking hilarious!

( More funny under here )