Oz/SVU crossover from hell!

I'm posting again, I just can't stop myself! My reason for posting this time is reading another craptastic Oz/SVU crossover fic. Here are the thoughts I had while reading 15 chapters of this shit:

It's another one of those Keller is Stabler's long lost twin stories. People come up with something new!

Eew, Elliot/Olivia sex! That's just beyond disturbing. Icky, icky and wrong!

Um Huang and Mukada are in the same room and all anybody thinks is they look similar?! When they saw a picture of Keller they were shocked that he looked just like Stabler but Huang and Mukada gets nothing!

And Huang checked out Mukada. That's a little fucked up to say the least. Apparently he digs himself. And why do they have Huang checking out every man he sees?

Beecher and Keller don't notice that Huang looks like Mukada?! Come on!

Absolutely no mention that O'Reily looks exactly like Cassidy. Not even a "hey he looks familiar". WTF?! And I mean they even put Cassidy in the fic (sleeping with Olivia *shudder*) so they must know who he is!

So annoying all these stupid stories are all about Stabler and Keller looking the same but nobody notices anyone else! People if you have to do this remember; Huang=Mukada, Cassidy=O'Reily and I might mention that Skoda=Schillinger.