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You have to check out this cracked out hilarious J2 fic in which Jensen is turned into a dog:
"Man's Best Friend"
"Man's Best Friend"
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But here's something that doesn't suck:
"The Taste On Your Tongue"
It's hot funny porny first time Wincest. The bestest Wincest of all!
"The Taste On Your Tongue"
It's hot funny porny first time Wincest. The bestest Wincest of all!
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Schmoopy Jensen birthday fic in which Jared gives Jensen 30 kisses for his birthday
That's what I'd love to have for my birthday. Too bad I don't have anyone to give kisses to me. *sigh*
That's what I'd love to have for my birthday. Too bad I don't have anyone to give kisses to me. *sigh*
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I can't be the only one who wants porny Wincest that tells the story of Dean and Sam getting their tattoos can I? Why isn't someone writing this?
ETA: ZOMG I found one!
ETA: ZOMG I found one!
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Wincest
"Sparkliest"
It starts with wee Sammy making Dean a valentine then jumps ahead to grown Sam finding that Dean still has it. Then there's hot sex.
My favorite bit:
He grinned down at the stack of stickers and glue sticks and glitter gels in front of him. Mrs. Pletcher said they were supposed to make a Valentine for someone they liked a lot. Sammy hadn’t even let his smile falter when she went around the room cooing about how much mothers loved homemade valentines. He just shook his head and told her he was making one for his hero, Dean. She ruffled his hair and let him go to work.
The safety scissors didn’t work as well as the grown up pair his dad kept in the trunk, but Sam worked his six year old fingers into the plastic handle and cut his doily into a raggedly shaped heart. The next step involved a few swipes of purple glue stick and a sprinkle of red heart-shaped confetti.
Dean had to have the sparkliest, bestest valentine ever made.
A couple of hot pink heart stickers finished off the decorations, and Sammy looked down at his creation with a smile on his face. He wiggled his loose tooth while he snatched up the red crayon and tried to remember how to form a capitol D.
J2
"Nothing Says I Love You..."
Jared lavishes Jensen with Valentines Day gifts and embarasses the hell out of him. He makes up for it with sex of course.
My favorite bit:
When Jensen returns to set after a fairly eventless lunch there’s something in his chair, and he groans loudly and feels his face start to burn when he gets a closer look at what it is. It’s a stuffed bear dressed in what Jensen can only assume is a Sam/Jared style outfit, miniature jeans and hoodie. Underneath him is a folded bit of paper with a scribbled note from Jared, stating:
Hi, I’m Paddywhack the bear. I’m to keep you company while you’re being all pining and mopey over Jared when he’s not there, so you have to take me everywhere with you. If you don’t, you’ll make Jared cry!
"Sparkliest"
It starts with wee Sammy making Dean a valentine then jumps ahead to grown Sam finding that Dean still has it. Then there's hot sex.
My favorite bit:
He grinned down at the stack of stickers and glue sticks and glitter gels in front of him. Mrs. Pletcher said they were supposed to make a Valentine for someone they liked a lot. Sammy hadn’t even let his smile falter when she went around the room cooing about how much mothers loved homemade valentines. He just shook his head and told her he was making one for his hero, Dean. She ruffled his hair and let him go to work.
The safety scissors didn’t work as well as the grown up pair his dad kept in the trunk, but Sam worked his six year old fingers into the plastic handle and cut his doily into a raggedly shaped heart. The next step involved a few swipes of purple glue stick and a sprinkle of red heart-shaped confetti.
Dean had to have the sparkliest, bestest valentine ever made.
A couple of hot pink heart stickers finished off the decorations, and Sammy looked down at his creation with a smile on his face. He wiggled his loose tooth while he snatched up the red crayon and tried to remember how to form a capitol D.
J2
"Nothing Says I Love You..."
Jared lavishes Jensen with Valentines Day gifts and embarasses the hell out of him. He makes up for it with sex of course.
My favorite bit:
When Jensen returns to set after a fairly eventless lunch there’s something in his chair, and he groans loudly and feels his face start to burn when he gets a closer look at what it is. It’s a stuffed bear dressed in what Jensen can only assume is a Sam/Jared style outfit, miniature jeans and hoodie. Underneath him is a folded bit of paper with a scribbled note from Jared, stating:
Hi, I’m Paddywhack the bear. I’m to keep you company while you’re being all pining and mopey over Jared when he’s not there, so you have to take me everywhere with you. If you don’t, you’ll make Jared cry!
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Title: Three's a Crowd
Pairing: Piz/Dean, Sam/Dean
Rating: R
Summary: Sequel to "Love the One You're With". It's the day after Piz's one night stand with Sam and he can't seem to avoid him or his brother.
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters. Don't sue me, I'm broke.
Author's Notes: This whole story didn't end up being anything like I thought it would. I orignally intended for this to be a Piz/Dean/Sam fic but then Dean and Sam decided to take over and they refused to let Piz play.
Once again a big thanks goes out to my lovely beta![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
jackiesjunkie.
( Three's a Crowd )
Pairing: Piz/Dean, Sam/Dean
Rating: R
Summary: Sequel to "Love the One You're With". It's the day after Piz's one night stand with Sam and he can't seem to avoid him or his brother.
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters. Don't sue me, I'm broke.
Author's Notes: This whole story didn't end up being anything like I thought it would. I orignally intended for this to be a Piz/Dean/Sam fic but then Dean and Sam decided to take over and they refused to let Piz play.
Once again a big thanks goes out to my lovely beta
jackiesjunkie.( Three's a Crowd )
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writeatmidnight's Sick Verse continues to be the greatest thing that ever existed and totally made me feel better. Does anybody know how tall Chris Lowell is?
I was at my mom's house today and she gets HBO and I saw that "Cry Wolf" was on so I was like "Lets watch the Paddywhack". Then I pointed out the Paddywhack's girlfriend to my mom who said "She looks scary". Um okay, not sure what the hell she meant by that. Anyway later I was at home and turned over to a rerun of CSI NY and there she was again! Sandra McCoy was everywhere today... and she was in her panties most of the time.
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I am needy. Please take this poll. It will take all of two seconds. Please? Do it for Princess?
[Poll #917972]
I may have already started working on said sequel.
[Poll #917972]
I may have already started working on said sequel.
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- fanfiction,
- piz,
- poll,
- slash
I'm posting that fanfic I mentioned yesterday, the one with Piz/Sam and them really wanting Veronica and Dean.
Title: Love the One You're With
Pairing: Piz/Sam
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Piz wants Veronica. Sam wants Dean. They settle for each other.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers for the Veronica Mars episode "Show Me the Monkey" as it takes place right after.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters. Don't sue me, I'm broke.
Author's Notes: It came out less angsty than I thought it would. My wonderful betajackiesjunkie fixed my grammar and spelling mistakes and assured me that it doesn't suck. *L* It also features bossy Sam. jackiesjunkie said "We don't see the "take charge" side of Sammy very often in the show but every once in a while he steps up to the plate. So having him be bossy in the bedroom is quite understandable."
( Love the One You're With )
Title: Love the One You're With
Pairing: Piz/Sam
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Piz wants Veronica. Sam wants Dean. They settle for each other.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers for the Veronica Mars episode "Show Me the Monkey" as it takes place right after.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters. Don't sue me, I'm broke.
Author's Notes: It came out less angsty than I thought it would. My wonderful beta
jackiesjunkie fixed my grammar and spelling mistakes and assured me that it doesn't suck. *L* It also features bossy Sam. jackiesjunkie said "We don't see the "take charge" side of Sammy very often in the show but every once in a while he steps up to the plate. So having him be bossy in the bedroom is quite understandable."( Love the One You're With )
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Veronica/Mac is a thing of awesomeness. Especially this story from which I got my subject line. I need to find more Veronica/Mac.
P.S. I suck at keeping up with my flist. I don't know how you people with lives do it. I have literally nothing to do but I can't seem to stay on top of it. I just caught up with a couple days worth of posts (and hardly commented, I suck). I still have the last two episodes of Plastic Winchesters to download though. Oops. I love PWT but it takes forever for the pics to load with my crappy dial-up and I am lazy and impatient. I'm working on it right now though.
P.S. I suck at keeping up with my flist. I don't know how you people with lives do it. I have literally nothing to do but I can't seem to stay on top of it. I just caught up with a couple days worth of posts (and hardly commented, I suck). I still have the last two episodes of Plastic Winchesters to download though. Oops. I love PWT but it takes forever for the pics to load with my crappy dial-up and I am lazy and impatient. I'm working on it right now though.
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American Idol is like family:
Ryan Seacrest is your older brother who thinks he's cool but totally isn't.
Paula is your tipsy overaffectionate aunt.
Simon is your grumpy uncle who always tells everyone what's wrong with them.
Randy is your desperate to be hip neighbor who always calls you "dawg".
P.S. I inspired Dean/Ash porn! I win at life!
Ryan Seacrest is your older brother who thinks he's cool but totally isn't.
Paula is your tipsy overaffectionate aunt.
Simon is your grumpy uncle who always tells everyone what's wrong with them.
Randy is your desperate to be hip neighbor who always calls you "dawg".
P.S. I inspired Dean/Ash porn! I win at life!
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Fanfic rec! You have to, have to, read writeatmidnight's Sick Verse series! It is so fucking good. It's a Jensen/Jared fic but it's an unrequited crush Jared has on Jensen (although the latest chapter hinted at maybe a relationship happening). It's not one of those stories where everything goes perfectly and Jared says I love you, and Jensen says me too, and they instantly have sex and it's perfect. Uh uh. It's angsty and funny and fucked up and poor Jared is put through the ringer and worries he's becoming a crazy stalker. It is so fucking good! Did I mention that part yet? *L*
The Sick Verse
"Green Around the Edges"
"Contagious"
"Always Off Limits"
"Walk in the Snow"
"What Goes Around Comes Around"
writeatmidnight's Sick Verse series! It is so fucking good. It's a Jensen/Jared fic but it's an unrequited crush Jared has on Jensen (although the latest chapter hinted at maybe a relationship happening). It's not one of those stories where everything goes perfectly and Jared says I love you, and Jensen says me too, and they instantly have sex and it's perfect. Uh uh. It's angsty and funny and fucked up and poor Jared is put through the ringer and worries he's becoming a crazy stalker. It is so fucking good! Did I mention that part yet? *L*The Sick Verse
"Green Around the Edges"
"Contagious"
"Always Off Limits"
"Walk in the Snow"
"What Goes Around Comes Around"
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All this talking about Alec lately made me break out my Dark Angel DVDs tonight and watch "Some Assembly Required". He's not in it alot but it's the only Jensen ep I hadn't seen more than once. Then I watched the bloopers. You know, I bet in that one scene Michael Weatherly messed up his line just so he could hug Jensen again. *nods*
I know there are a lot of Max/Alec shippers out there but I'm not one of them. I just found her too annoying. I hate characters who constantly mope. Now Logan/Alec I like. And why wasn't there ever any Sketchy/Alec fic? Or Normal/Alec? I mean Normal's crush on Alec was canon for crying out loud.
I know there are a lot of Max/Alec shippers out there but I'm not one of them. I just found her too annoying. I hate characters who constantly mope. Now Logan/Alec I like. And why wasn't there ever any Sketchy/Alec fic? Or Normal/Alec? I mean Normal's crush on Alec was canon for crying out loud.
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Okay it's not actually porn but it's just as good; alchemyonfire wrote Dean/Ash for me and it is the most wonderful thing of all time! *squee* Ash serenades Dean! There is Jo bashing! And Ash says this to Dean: “Any time you want, pretty boy. I’m yours.” *dies* I so need an icon that says that now! :)
Her Ash is so perfect! You must go read it. It's in there with a bunch of other drabbles she wrote for people. All of them are SPN (some RPS).
alchemyonfire wrote Dean/Ash for me and it is the most wonderful thing of all time! *squee* Ash serenades Dean! There is Jo bashing! And Ash says this to Dean: “Any time you want, pretty boy. I’m yours.” *dies* I so need an icon that says that now! :)Her Ash is so perfect! You must go read it. It's in there with a bunch of other drabbles she wrote for people. All of them are SPN (some RPS).
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After I last posted I got in the shower and Ash jumped into my head and wouldn't shut up. I was forced to write it down and now I'm posting it for you guys to critique. I seriously want feedback here. If it's actually half decent and you think I should attempt more tellme. Or if you think I should never ever write again tell me that. It's just two snippets of internal dialogue that don't really connect yet but like I said it just kinda came to me.
( There's some spoilers for season two in here )
( There's some spoilers for season two in here )
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I found my second Dean/Ash fic and they are officially my new OTP! If you see any Dean/Ash fic you must tell me immediately. And if you write any I will give you sexual favors in return!
I still love the Wincest, but Dean/Sam is now in second place. Third place is Dean/Veronica. :)
P.S. On a competely unrelated note, I took a picture of myself in my combat boots today forvisionofblue. (I also had on my camouflage t-shirt that says "Doesn't Play Well With Others"). I don't know when I'll be able to get it developed though. I guess I'm just being a big tease bringing it up. ;)
I still love the Wincest, but Dean/Sam is now in second place. Third place is Dean/Veronica. :)
P.S. On a competely unrelated note, I took a picture of myself in my combat boots today for
visionofblue. (I also had on my camouflage t-shirt that says "Doesn't Play Well With Others"). I don't know when I'll be able to get it developed though. I guess I'm just being a big tease bringing it up. ;)Tags:
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