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American Idol is like family:
Ryan Seacrest is your older brother who thinks he's cool but totally isn't.
Paula is your tipsy overaffectionate aunt.
Simon is your grumpy uncle who always tells everyone what's wrong with them.
Randy is your desperate to be hip neighbor who always calls you "dawg".
P.S. I inspired Dean/Ash porn! I win at life!
Ryan Seacrest is your older brother who thinks he's cool but totally isn't.
Paula is your tipsy overaffectionate aunt.
Simon is your grumpy uncle who always tells everyone what's wrong with them.
Randy is your desperate to be hip neighbor who always calls you "dawg".
P.S. I inspired Dean/Ash porn! I win at life!
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