Just A Fucked Up Girl

Title: Be My Valentine
Pairing: Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Slavery is illegal and thus I cannot own anyone, let alone Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.
Summary: "Stephen" buys Jon a present for Valentines Day and now he has to make sure Jon doesn't ever find out.
Authors Notes: Thanks to my beta jackiesjunkie who always makes me look good by fixing my mistakes and strokes my ego by telling me I don't suck.

( For some reason Stephen's wild mood swings and mental instablity really inspires my muse )

Title: Four Conversations that Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert had using someecards
Rating: R (for bad language and sexual content)
Warnings: This is RPS
Disclaimer: I don't own someecards. Also I'm almost 100% sure this never ever happened.
Summary: This is me using someecards to write fanfic again without actually having to write anything myself. *L*

( Not very dial-up friendly )

I decided to just go ahead and post the fic I wrote even though it is what my BFF Claire would call "drawer fic" (in that it should go in a drawer and not be read by anybody else) but then jackiesjunkie, who is my only fan, said she enjoyed it so I thought what the hell. She also used her mad beta skills to fix it for me (thanks sweetie). It's my first RPS (I have completely gone over to the dark side now. *L) and it has the pairings of Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki and Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert (um sort of, there's speculation at least).

( It's short, it's pointless, it was written merely for my amusement. And I suck, so consider yourself warned. )

Feeling really shitty and depressed. I decided to focus my bad mood on writing a nasty little piece of anti-Jo Supernatural fanfic. It's short, it's unbeta'd, and I'm probably the only person remotely interested in it but I just had to write it.

( My bitchy gen fanfic in which Ruby meets Jo )

That whole thing was really just an excuse to post the description of Jo that Ruby made - I kind of love that bit. I'm a nasty person. *L* Anyway I feel slightly better now so I guess it did some good.

2007 Fanfiction Meme yoinked from colin_chaotic

Stories I wrote (and posted):
"Denial" HP:Harry/Draco (sort of)
"If We Sleep Together" MST3K:Mike/Joel (sort of)
"Don't Panic" MST3K/Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy crossover:gen
"Greatest Hits of Mullet Rock" SPN:gen/crack
..."Means I Love You" SPN:gen
"Need" SPN:gen
"I Live With It Everyday" SPN:gen
"Jealousy" SPN:Dean/Sam
"For Claire"* SPN/BtVS crossover:Dean/Dawn and Sam/Buffy
"Love the One You're With" SPN/Veronica Mars crossover:Sam/Piz
"Three's A Crowd" SPN/Veronica Mars crossover:Dean/Piz and Dean/Sam
"A Dear Veronica Letter" Veronica Mars: Piz/Veronica

My favorite: "Denial", "Greatest Hits of Mullet Rock", "If We Sleep Together", "For Claire"

My best: "Greatest Hits of Mullet Rock"

Story most underappreciated by the universe: Um all of them? *L* No, I'll say "...Means I Love You"

Most fun story: Pretty much all the ones I listed as favorites and also "Don't Panic"

Sexiest story: "Jealousy", "Love the One You're With" and "Three's a Crowd" are the only ones where I attempted smut.

Story with the single sexiest moment: I'm changing this to the only story where I thought the "sex" came out well and that's "If We Sleep Together" and I don't mean the sex was good (it was intentionally written as a complete failure) but it's the only story I wrote with sex in it that I thought turned out well.

Hardest story to write: "Love the One You're With" and "Three's a Crowd" cause they're the only stories I didn't write in just one sitting; that I had to come back to over the course of days and write.

Most unintentionally telling story: "Jealousy", "Love the One You're With", and "Three's a Crowd" are telling in that apparently they let everyone see that I fail at writing stories with sex and/or actual plot. *facepalm*



*named that because I wrote it for visionofblue and couldn't come up with an actual title *L*

Title: Don't Panic

Fandom: Mystery Science Theater 3000/Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy crossover

Rating: G

Summary: The Satellite of Love gets a visit from some very strange strangers.

Spoilers/Warnings: None

Disclaimer: I don't own these characters. Don't sue me, I'm broke.

Author's Notes: This is based on the movie version of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Also I'm placing this somewhere during the Sci-Fi era of MST3K since there would be no Deep 13 if Earth was destroyed.
Thanks once again to my beta jackiesjunkie for making this readable.

( Let the crossover madness begin! )

So I've been working on this Snape/Lily fanfic based on this 50 sentence challenge. You are supposed to write 50 sentences of a pairing based on prompts. I didn't actually sign up for the challenge, I just wanted to see if I could do it. I've finished 20 and I don't know if I'll finish or not. I am posting what I have so far in the hopes that I can get some feedback and possibly be inspired to finish it or be told I suck and shouldn't bother. *L*

( This is totally unbetad so watch out for atrocious use of punctuation )

Title: Jealousy

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Dean/Sam (Wincest people!)

Rating: NC-17

Summary: Short little fic about Sam getting jealous.

Spoilers/Warnings: There is incest and somewhat rough sex. No spoilers though.

Disclaimer: I don't own these characters. Don't sue me 'cause I is broke.

Author's Notes: I was laying in bed this morning suffering from a cold trying to get myself to go back to sleep when this popped into my head. I had no choice but to get up and write it down because the muse very rarely visits me. My beta jackiesjunkie kindly fixed all my grammar errors. Thanks again sweetie. :)

( No one gets to touch you but me! )

Title: "A Dear Veronica Letter"

Pairing: Piz/Veronica

Rating: PG

Summary: A letter from Piz to Veronica.

Spoilers/Warnings: Lets just say all of Veronica Mars season 3 to be safe.

Disclaimer: I dont own these characters. Don't sue me, I'm broke.

Author's Notes: This is a drabble that takes place after "The Bitch is Back". This was inspired by the scene where Logan beat that guy up and Piz showed up and saw how Veronica was looking at Logan. You could see by the look on his face that he knew it was over at that moment.

( It was pretty much over before it even started... )

We have caller ID and the phone rang earlier and it said Texas call. So I turned to my mom and said "It says Texas call. Aren't all your exes from Texas?" Heh, at least I amuse myself.

I wrote that MST3K fic I mentioned earlier and my beta said it was funny so I'm gonna post it.

Title: If We Sleep Together
Pairing: Joel/Mike (sort of)
Rating: PG
Summary: Joel and Mike decide to have sex. It doesn't go so well.
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters. Don't sue me, I'm broke.
Author's Notes: This would have to be an AU story. Imagine that instead of Joel escaping and Mike replacing him, the Mads just sent Mike up there with Joel. Why? I don't know, they just did.
jackiesjunkie used her mad beta skills to make this readable.

( A man gets awful lonely in space )