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ZOMG I wrote fic! Just a short drabble that's dialogue only, but still I wrote something. Basically it's a Buffy/Supernatural crossover with Dean and Buffy being all snarky and flirty and I hope it's actually funny to people other than just me.
"You slept with two vampires, that's just wrong."
"Hey, they were good guys, working for our side. Well Spike was sort of trying to be good at the time."
"But they're dead. It's like sleeping with a corpse."
"Eww, no it's not."
"Ya, it is."
"It is not!"
"You just keep telling yourself that sweetheart."
"Like you can talk, you wouldn't turn down anything with boobs."
"I have a rule: If it don't breathe, I don't sleep with it."
"I'm sure all the vampire ladies are devastated to hear that."
"You bet they are."
"Please."
"Oh looks who's jealous."
"You just keep telling yourself that."
FIN
That's it. I haven't wrote fic in forever and maybe you can see why after reading that.
"You slept with two vampires, that's just wrong."
"Hey, they were good guys, working for our side. Well Spike was sort of trying to be good at the time."
"But they're dead. It's like sleeping with a corpse."
"Eww, no it's not."
"Ya, it is."
"It is not!"
"You just keep telling yourself that sweetheart."
"Like you can talk, you wouldn't turn down anything with boobs."
"I have a rule: If it don't breathe, I don't sleep with it."
"I'm sure all the vampire ladies are devastated to hear that."
"You bet they are."
"Please."
"Oh looks who's jealous."
"You just keep telling yourself that."
FIN
That's it. I haven't wrote fic in forever and maybe you can see why after reading that.
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