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fangirl1981 Jun. 6th, 2007 11:40 pm)
fangirl1981 Jun. 6th, 2007 11:40 pm)Title: Greatest Hits of Mullet Rock
Rating: PG
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: None, it's Gen
Summary: Remember how Sam called Dean's music "the greatest hits of mullet rock"? Well I thought to myself what if that was an album and Dean and Sam did an informercial for it. And voila, this crackfic was born!
Spoilers/Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters. Don't sue me, I'm broke.
Author's Notes: I wrote it in a screenplay-like format cause it's easier. *L* If you've ever watched an informercial then you can picture the cheesy fake grins that are on Dean and Sam's faces. Also feedback will make my heart grow three sizes!
Dean: Hi there, I'm Dean.
Sam: And I'm Sam.
Dean: We're here today to tell you about an exciting new album.
Sam: It's called the Greatest Hits of Mullet Rock.
Dean: If you're a fan of classic rock than this album is a must have.
Sam: You mean if they're like you and never get sick of hearing AC/DC and Lynyrd Skynyrd a hundred times?
Dean: *fakes laugh* Well if it were up to you Sammy we'd be hawking the greatest hits of whiny emo rock...
Sam: At least I listen to music that was made in this century.
Dean: Or the greatest hits of Celine Dion.
Sam: I dont listen to Celine Dion.
Dean: *sarcastic* Sure you don't.
Sam: I dont!
Dean: Girls like you cant resist her tender love ballads.
Sam: Can we just get back to talking about this album?
Dean: Hey you're the one who went off script.
Sam: Anyway this album has classics like "Back in Black", "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" and "Bad Moon Rising".
Dean: There are so many great artists on this album. Ozzy Osbourne, Blue Oyster Cult, Cheap Trick and Kansas.
Sam: Speaking of Kansas this album features their song "Carry On My Wayward Son". That song makes Dean cry.
Dean: Dude that was one time and I told you I had something in my eye.
Sam: Ya, it's called tears.
Dean: No, it's called dust .
Sam: Whatever.
Dean: You know what else is on this album? Songs titles Sam can really relate to like "Movin' On" and "Walk Away".
Sam: *sighing* Dean...
Dean: How much would you pay for an album like this Sam?
Sam: I don't know. *looks at teleprompter* A hundred dollars?
Dean: Wrong college boy, you can get this one-of-a-kind collection of classic rock for only $29.95.
Sam: *sarcastic* Wow you'd have to be crazy not to buy it.
Dean: Or a whiny little bitch.
Sam: *glares at Dean*
Dean: Just kidding there Sammy.
Sam: Hey Dean you know what song is great? "I Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore". Wanna sing us a few bars?
Dean: No Sam, I don't.
Sam: Oh come on Dean, you sang it so beautifully before.
Dean: Wow look at that our time is almost up. Sam why don't you tell the viewers where they can buy this album.
Sam: Don't bother looking in stores because this album is only available from Salt and Burn Records. Just call 1-800-4-MULLET to order your very own copy.
Dean: Well I guess we gotta hit the road now.
Sam: Say goodnight Dean.
Dean: Goodnight Dean.
Sam: *rolls his eyes*
Rating: PG
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: None, it's Gen
Summary: Remember how Sam called Dean's music "the greatest hits of mullet rock"? Well I thought to myself what if that was an album and Dean and Sam did an informercial for it. And voila, this crackfic was born!
Spoilers/Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters. Don't sue me, I'm broke.
Author's Notes: I wrote it in a screenplay-like format cause it's easier. *L* If you've ever watched an informercial then you can picture the cheesy fake grins that are on Dean and Sam's faces. Also feedback will make my heart grow three sizes!
Dean: Hi there, I'm Dean.
Sam: And I'm Sam.
Dean: We're here today to tell you about an exciting new album.
Sam: It's called the Greatest Hits of Mullet Rock.
Dean: If you're a fan of classic rock than this album is a must have.
Sam: You mean if they're like you and never get sick of hearing AC/DC and Lynyrd Skynyrd a hundred times?
Dean: *fakes laugh* Well if it were up to you Sammy we'd be hawking the greatest hits of whiny emo rock...
Sam: At least I listen to music that was made in this century.
Dean: Or the greatest hits of Celine Dion.
Sam: I dont listen to Celine Dion.
Dean: *sarcastic* Sure you don't.
Sam: I dont!
Dean: Girls like you cant resist her tender love ballads.
Sam: Can we just get back to talking about this album?
Dean: Hey you're the one who went off script.
Sam: Anyway this album has classics like "Back in Black", "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" and "Bad Moon Rising".
Dean: There are so many great artists on this album. Ozzy Osbourne, Blue Oyster Cult, Cheap Trick and Kansas.
Sam: Speaking of Kansas this album features their song "Carry On My Wayward Son". That song makes Dean cry.
Dean: Dude that was one time and I told you I had something in my eye.
Sam: Ya, it's called tears.
Dean: No, it's called dust .
Sam: Whatever.
Dean: You know what else is on this album? Songs titles Sam can really relate to like "Movin' On" and "Walk Away".
Sam: *sighing* Dean...
Dean: How much would you pay for an album like this Sam?
Sam: I don't know. *looks at teleprompter* A hundred dollars?
Dean: Wrong college boy, you can get this one-of-a-kind collection of classic rock for only $29.95.
Sam: *sarcastic* Wow you'd have to be crazy not to buy it.
Dean: Or a whiny little bitch.
Sam: *glares at Dean*
Dean: Just kidding there Sammy.
Sam: Hey Dean you know what song is great? "I Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore". Wanna sing us a few bars?
Dean: No Sam, I don't.
Sam: Oh come on Dean, you sang it so beautifully before.
Dean: Wow look at that our time is almost up. Sam why don't you tell the viewers where they can buy this album.
Sam: Don't bother looking in stores because this album is only available from Salt and Burn Records. Just call 1-800-4-MULLET to order your very own copy.
Dean: Well I guess we gotta hit the road now.
Sam: Say goodnight Dean.
Dean: Goodnight Dean.
Sam: *rolls his eyes*
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