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So apparently according to Indiana's laws "Vicarious Sexual Gratification" is defined as:

Vicarious sexual gratification; sexual conduct in presence of a minor

Sec. 5. (a) A person eighteen (18) years of age or older who knowingly or intentionally directs, aids, induces, or causes a child under the age of sixteen (16) to touch or fondle himself or another child under the age of sixteen (16) with intent to arouse or satisfy the sexual desires of a child or the older person commits vicarious sexual gratification, a Class D felony. However, the offense is:
(1) a Class C felony if a child involved in the offense is under the age of fourteen (14);
(2) a Class B felony if:
(A) the offense is committed by using or threatening the use of deadly force or while armed with a deadly weapon; or
*(B) the commission of the offense is facilitated by furnishing the victim, without the victim's knowledge, with a drug (as defined in IC 16-42-19-2(1)) or a controlled substance (as defined in IC 35-48-1-9) or knowing that the victim was furnished with the drug or controlled substance without the victim's knowledge; and
(3) a Class A felony if it results in serious bodily injury.
(b) A person eighteen (18) years of age or older who knowingly or intentionally directs, aids, induces, or causes a child under the age of sixteen (16) to:
(1) engage in sexual intercourse with another child under sixteen (16) years of age;
**(2) engage in sexual conduct with an animal other than a human being; or
(3) engage in deviate sexual conduct with another person;
with intent to arouse or satisfy the sexual desires of a child or the older person commits vicarious sexual gratification, a Class C felony. However, the offense is a Class B felony if any child involved in the offense is less than fourteen (14) years of age, and it is a Class A felony if the offense is committed by using or threatening the use of deadly force, if it is committed while armed with a deadly weapon, if it results in serious bodily injury, or if the commission of the offense is facilitated by furnishing the victim, without the victim's knowledge, with a drug (as defined in IC 16-42-19-2(1)) or a controlled substance (as defined in IC 35-48-1-9) or knowing that the victim was furnished with the drug or controlled substance without the victim's knowledge.
(c) A person eighteen (18) years of age or older who knowingly or intentionally:
(1) engages in sexual intercourse;
(2) engages in deviate sexual conduct; or
(3) touches or fondles the person's own body;
in the presence of a child less than fourteen (14) years of age with the intent to arouse or satisfy the sexual desires of the child or the older person commits performing sexual conduct in the presence of a minor, a Class D felony.


Thanks to selentia for the info.

*So it would be okay as long as the victim knew they were being given a drug? What the huh?!
**Ew, ew, ew, ew!

Just a guy and two robots trapped in space, watching bad movies...

I'm posting some random quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000 because I love that show so much!

For those of you who don't know the show: Mike, Crow and Servo are the characters on MST3K who make fun of the movies. I bolded them so you know when they're speaking and when it's lines from the movies they're watching.

Crow: "Bent Foliage State Prison."
Mike: "Only 60% of the prisoners break out the first night."

Servo: "I like you gramps, I kill you last."

Crow: "I don't like the villian."

Mike [as Narrator]: "Father feigns eating, draws junior out then disowns him!"

Narrator: "The women of this family seem to feel that they owe it to the men of the family to look relaxed, rested, and attractive at dinnertime."
Mike [as Narrator]: "So they're unsuspecting when they kill them."

Narrator: "They speak with their dad as though they are genuinely glad to see him."
Crow [as Narrator]: "They're not, of course..."

Narrator: "Junior helps Mother to her chair, as he would his best girl."
Mike: "The less said about this, the better."

Narrator: "I said 'pleasantly', for that is the keynote at dinnertime. It is not only good manners, but good sense."
Crow [as Narrator]: "Emotions are for ethnic people."
Narrator: "Pleasant, unemotional conversation helps digestion. "
Servo [as Narrator]: "I can't stress 'unemotional' enough."

Narrator: "Don't monopolize the conversation and go on and on without stopping. Nothing destroys the charm of a meal more quickly."
Mike [as Narrator]: "… than having a personality."

Narrator: "Don't make unkind comparisons about your standard of living. The dinner table is no place for discontent. It makes Dad and Mother uncomfortable and unhappy."
Crow [as Narrator]: "… and they already dislike you enough."

Narrator: "When the dinner hour at home is treated with a certain amount of graciousness and ceremony, it can be memorable. There is no family so poor but that the evening meal can't be eaten in an atmosphere of warmth and gentleness."
Servo [as Narrator]: "… and control and repression."

Joe: "And you know, I like the feel of a board moving smoothly against a sharp saw."
Mike [as Joe]: "… then I thrust the nail into the soft, yielding wood…"
Joe: "I like the smell of fresh wood chips and sawdust…"
Servo [as Joe]: "I put them in my underwear!"
Joe: "… the bright glare of a welder…"
Crow [as Joe]: "I like to sneak in and lay on the table saw!"
Servo [as Joe]: "Yes!"
Joe: :… the whine of the power tools…"
Mike [as Joe]: "… the piercing scream of a freshman…"
Joe: "… or the dull tap-tap of tools on leather."
Crow [as Joe]: "Tap ta-tap-tap… I keep Popular Mechanics under my mattress!"

Bread Guy: "But you know-"
Mike: "Sometimes I feel like putting a bullet in my skull."

Joe: "Men, we're shoving off right after sundown…"
Crow, Servo [as Men]: "You shove off!"
Joe: "… and I want to give you some idea of what to expect."
Mike [as Joe]: "There's 80,000 of them, and seven of us."

Crow: "Everyone knows it's Slink-skull!"

[Doc and party get ready to leave a backwater country store.]
Servo: "Ya'll like to contribute to our fund for the War against Northern Aggression?"


And this icon I'm using has one of my all time favorite MST3K quotes.