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Keller + Schillinger = T-Bag

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Somebody else on my flist posted this link about penis size in fanfic and I have to repost it because it cracked me up.

And I don’t mean normal guy big, seven, maybe eight inches at a stretch. We’re talking eat-your-heart-out-John-Holmes big, I-always-win-the-three-legged-race big, farm-animals-fear-me big. The kind of big where they have to wear specially tailored shorts and possibly rent a wheelbarrow

You'll see him in your nightmares, you'll see him in your dreams

My Margaret Cho ticket!!! (Cause I know y'all wanted to see it)



( Prison Break babbling )

( Dean Winters and Robert Knepper babbling )

( Fanfic ideas I wish other people would write )

Shutting up now.