Don't even know why I got out of bed this morning

Damn, shit, shit, fuck. Bad fucking day. I don't even want to talk about it.

I have two top 5 lists to post today. They are the only ones I have finished and I am in no mood to do the others so this is what you get.

colleendetroit asked for:
My Top 5 Movies
1. 10 Things I Hate About You
2. Ghostbusters
3. Scream
4. Titanic
5. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

kinkybootsmagee asked for:
My Top 5 Madonna Songs
1. Like a Prayer
2. Live to Tell
3. You'll See
4. Take a Bow
5. I'll Remember

(The top two are the only songs I'm really that into but I came up with three more I kind of like)

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It just occured to me that all the problems that I have, at least the ones that are currently weighing me down, could be fixed with money. I know they say money can't buy you happiness but, speaking as someone whose always been poor, I'd sure as hell like to try anyway.

I love a man dressed as a woman

I bought the pilot episode of L.A Law because Robert Knepper is in it, he plays a transvestite. I watched it earlier and he makes a pretty good looking woman. With a better wig and makeup and of course more flattering clothing (I mean those suits women wore in the 80's were dreadful, with those shoulder pads they all looked like linebackers) he could be absolutely stunning as a woman. He has the right build for it. I think less blush and a darker lipstick (than what he had on the episode) would really make him look gorgeous. I would also pick a more form fitting outfit. A little black dress would look very nice.

We can't stop here. This is bat country.

Quotes from "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas". One of the most hilarious and insane movies you'll ever see.

"A drug person can learn to handle such things as seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to deal with this trip."

"You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands."

"Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor function. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it."

"Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab!"

"How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

"You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye. "

"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow."