Oh ya bitches, I know my shit!

The One True Slayer 97 Bites of Slayage

Damn. Not only have you died twice doing what you do, but no one understands your burden and you find yourself disturbingly attracted to vampires. You are the ultimate repository of what it takes to be the Slayer, and no one can tell you otherwise. If you don't own all seven seasons on DVD, it's cause they haven't been released in your country yet. I am in total awe of you, and maybe just the tiniest bit creeped out.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 98% on bites

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You're kinda like a moron

I want this poster. It's soooooooo cute!

Next month is Valentines Day. I hate Valentines Day. It discriminates against us people who have no one and never, ever will. I hate all you people who have a girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/whatever... Okay not really, I'm just lashing out.

My only significant others are my TV shows and I am breaking up with one of them. Without a Trace, you and me are over! You got rid of Anne (my Anne, I loved her) and now you are hooking Danny and Elena up! Uh uh, I am not gonna take this crap anymore. Consider yourself dumped.