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the Wit

(52% dark, 38% spontaneous, 11% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK



You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.



You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm
talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.



PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais







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I would buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)

I love the Barenaked Ladies lyrics. They do great serious sad songs with really profound lyrics. But then they can also do completely ridiculous songs like this one and still be genius!:

Everywhere I go someone's
tryin' to be my girlfriend's best friend.
I try to pretend I'm relaxed,
but I'm playing castanets with my knees.

I try to be cool and give her space,
but a guy's always there ready
to jump right up and take my place.
Everyone in this room seems
to want to make a big fool out of me.

Everybody open your mouth,
Everybody just say "ahh".
Everything will be alright
if you play along.

Everywhere I go there's someone in a trenchcoat staring at me.
When I'm not at home I'm sure someone's
rummaging through my trash.
Whatever could they want from me?
Is it just a part of a giant government conspiracy?
I gotta go see my doctor about this itchy pentagram shaped rash.

Everybody open your mouth,
Everybody just say "ahh"
Everything will be alright
this won't hurt at all.

Everybody get in line,
Everybody turn and cough,
Everything will be alright,
if you just lay off.

Dictate a memo to myself,
Try to find if I'm the only one in complete health.
Consult contemporaries if there are some to see.
There really isn't anyone who's in my league
But me

Every night at the lanes someone thinks
they've got a fine bead on me.
I try to take three deep breaths
as I lock in and arm my mini-van.
Everyone says I'm looking great,
but it's hard to stand up
let alone to try to concentrate.
I wish that everyone I knew hadn't
sold out to the man.

Everybody open your mouth,
Everybody just say "ahh"
Everything will be alright
this won't hurt at all.

Everybody get in line,
Everybody turn and cough,
Everything will be alright,
if you just lay..
Everything will be alright if you just lay..
Everything will be alright if you just lay off.

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I just saw Amber Benson in a MoveOn.org commercial for Barack Obama. Awesome :D