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I love SomeeCards. They make me laugh my ass off. Here are some of the most recent cards I was giggling over:

Sorry your response to Hillary's loss is to potentially vote against your own beliefs on abortion, taxes, the Iraq war, and the Republican Party in general.*

I'm leaning towards voting for the presidential candidate not endorsed by the worst president in American history.

I'm still voting Democrat even though I applaud the Republican Party's stance on having a hot MILF help run the country.**

I'm boycotting Bastille day because I'm still upset about France not supporting a war we were totally wrong about.

My Olympic dream is to make it through a women's volleyball match without fondling myself.

My agonizingly trivial Twitter updates only confirm the bone-chilling hollowness of my existence.

The rumor that a Sex and the City character dies is upsetting because it means the other three probably live.

If I'm ever murdered I hope it's interesting enough to be the inspiration for a Law & Order episode.

You simply cannot fathom how far I'll go to make you unaware I'll be watching the new 90210.


*That one is less funny when you think about how true it is.
**Sadly I have to admit I think she's totally hot. Her beliefs are appalling to me but I'd totally hit that.

Using an AC/DC song for the promo = awesome

Here's a promo for the Criminal Minds season premiere.
Warning: Don't watch if you consider any glimpse at the new episode as a spoiler.

( My spoilery thoughts on the promo )