Vote Republican, it's much easier than thinking

Watching coverage of the Republican Convention is annoying the crap out of me, I can't stand listening to them. So I decided to post lyrics from the song "I Wanna Be a Republican" by the Kinsey Sicks to make me feel better:

"I wanna be a Republican
I'm tired of doing what I should, wanna do what I can
Grab as much as I can; keep it all for me
Cause life is a party and the Grand Old Party is the
party where I wanna be

Lower taxes are God's plan
Global warming helps my tan
Give a gun to every man to protect us from Non-Aryans
When you know better than
All those non-Americans
There's no need to join the Klan -
Just become a Republican

I wanna be in the G.O.P
I'm tired of thinking about you when it's all about me
With values strong, they fight the obscene
Now I've found a place where I am embraced for being selfish and mean

Like things as they used to be?
Miss the Old Confederacy?
Government should let us be -
But not your bed or body
Tired of diversity?
Defund universities!
Set the corporations free
Come and join the G.O.P

God bless America
Bland as I love
Make her whiter, blue eyed-er
To the right with a thousand points of light from above

I wanna be a Republican
I wanna be, I wanna be a Republican!"