This is why I never go shopping on Black Friday

I'm watching the World's Dumbest Shoppers. It's like Darwinism at the mall. It's unbelievable how crazy people get when there's a sale. They trample other people and risk life and limb just to save some money.

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So did everybody have a good Thanksgiving? Mine was pretty good. I went to my mom's house and we had our traditional Thanksgiving celebration in which my mom makes a big Thanksgiving lunch and then later for dinner she warms up the leftovers. She even sent me home with some leftovers that I had for lunch today. Mmm yummy.

And then last night I found out that I got a present of one year paid account time and extra userpics from jackiesjunkie! You are too kind sweetie, thank you so much. I sent her this card from someecards as a thank you.

I got a Fredericks of Hollywood catalog in the mail today. (I'm sure if they knew what I looked like they wouldn't bother sending me one) Joanna Krupa, one of Jensen Ackle's exes, is one of the models heavily featured in the catalog. If you don't know what she looks like she's pretty freaking hot and seems to pose a lot in next to nothing or absolutely nothing.

A Kodak moment

Oh man I walked into my bedroom and found Alec and Tigger on the bed next to each other. Alec was sitting like a person cleaning himself and he had his arm over Tigger's shoulder! It was like they were posing for a picture or something. It was the cutest thing ever! Unfortunately by the time I ran back in with my camera he had moved. :(

Oh snap

After showing a clip of Grey's Anatomy wherein a doctor told a woman they had to pump feces into her stomach Joel said "Why not just make her eat a Grey's Anatomy script?"

*LMAO* I <3 you Joel McHale, don't ever leave me The Soup.

P.S. When did Grey's Anatomy become sci-fi? People are having sex with the dead, what the frack?!

This one is less coherent than the last one

I enjoyed this so much the first time I had to do it again.

Put your MP3 player on shuffle, and write down the first line of the first twenty songs. Post the poem that results:

If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me?
This will all fall down like everything else that was
And if there's someone you can live without than do so
Long ago, just like the hearse you die to get in again
For you I was a flame
Don't you feel like trying something new?
What is my day going to look like? What will my tomorrow bring me?
Did you see any action? Did you make any friends?
All our times have come here but now they're gone
I'll tell you something, I am a wolf but I like to wear sheep's clothing
It seems you can't hear me, when I open my mouth you never listen
Tell me now if you came sneaking up behind, would you know me and see behind the smile?
I remember everything, I remember everything little thing, as if it happened yesterday
I'm not a perfect person, there's many things I wish I didn't do
I hear the ticking of the clock
I think I was wrong, I think you were right
So you're with her not with me
Love of mine some day you will die but I'll be close behind
One hot angel, one cool devil
We can't play this game anymore