I hate to say it but they're probably on their way to make crazy naked sex

I have to stop hitting on my LJ friends. I'm very likely creeping them out. Sorry about that. I'm terribly lonely. *L*

I think I might have to take smutday off my friends list. There is too much posting of penises on there for my taste.

Today at the store I found this cute ornament that says "I love cats" with three little cats on it and I showed my mom. She said she'd buy it for me and put it in my stocking and I literally jumped up and down with glee in the store. I am a huge dork.