I'm doing an old LJ writers block question today

What kind of dog (counting mixes and mutts) gets your vote as the champion of dogs?

If I had a dog I'd want one of the following breeds: Pug, Beagle, or Dachshund. I think all three of those breeds are adorable little dogs. I actually kind of want a dog but I've never had a dog so I have no idea how to train and all that stuff. Plus my cats would probably never forgive me, especially Harry. *L* Lastly it would be pretty much impossible to hide a dog in my apartment.

This post is full of sadness and woe

My XBOX still isn't here. Why UPS? Whyyyyyyyy?! *collapses into a heap on the floor*

I got some books I ordered in the mail today. One of which was Lesbian Sex 101, a book with 101 sex positions for lesbians and each position has a nice photo demonstrating it. Now I just need to find a partner to try out all those positions. That is so never happening. *sigh*

I really want something sweet. I need candy or cake or just about anything with chocolate. Unfortunately I am completely broke. :(

Lastly it's fucking cold. Okay, I'm done whining...for now.