MST3K quotes from the short "A Date With Your Family":
Crow-"Brother runs a boy cleaning business on the side."
Narrator-"The boys greet their father as if they are genuinely pleased to see him."
Mike-"They're not of course."
Tom Servo-"A violent argument erupts over whose day was most pleasant."
Mike-"Father feigns eating, draws junior out, then disowns him."
Narrator-"With your own family you can relax, be yourself. Just be sure it's your best self."
Crow-"And be sure no one knows the real you"
Narrator-"There is no family so poor but that the evening meal can't be eaten in an atmosphere of warmth and gentleness."
Tom Servo-"And control and repression."
Crow-"Brother runs a boy cleaning business on the side."
Narrator-"The boys greet their father as if they are genuinely pleased to see him."
Mike-"They're not of course."
Tom Servo-"A violent argument erupts over whose day was most pleasant."
Mike-"Father feigns eating, draws junior out, then disowns him."
Narrator-"With your own family you can relax, be yourself. Just be sure it's your best self."
Crow-"And be sure no one knows the real you"
Narrator-"There is no family so poor but that the evening meal can't be eaten in an atmosphere of warmth and gentleness."
Tom Servo-"And control and repression."
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