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#11, 16, 17, 18, and 19 are quotes from MST3K.
I feel I should explain #20 for those of you who don't watch the Colbert Report, twice now Stephen has claimed to have an advanced copy of book 7 and one of his spoilers was that it turns out Hermione's a dude.
Yes #4 and 14 have the same text but it fits both characters really well. When you think about it Jack and Snape have a lot in common.
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