Just A Fucked Up Girl

After watching Without a Trace tonight and being reminded of the hotness that is Enrique Murciano I have a new pairing I want to see: Danny/Ryan/T-Bag!

Completely insane? You bet.
Totally hot? OMG YES!!!!



P.S. Martin spoke some Spanish tonight. You know he learned it for his boyfriend Danny. ;)

Here is the fanfic I mentioned earlier.

( I don't have a title. Just read it! )

More Oz quotes. What can I say, I'm in the mood for them. This time it's funny quotes:


Father Mukada: "Come in. Richie. What's up?"
Richie Hanlon: "I love to take it in the ass."
Father Mukada: "Uh huh."
Richie Hanlon: "Now lots of people think that's perverse, but it's my choice. So I say fuck them, right?"
Father Mukada: "Richie, are we going someplace with all this?"

Schibetta (to Adebisi): "How do you keep that hat on your head? Velcro?"

Busmalis: "Being free, even for a few hours, was so wonderful. I mean, I had no money, no overcoat. It was cold out there. But man, oh man, I was so happy. I stopped in the middle of the street and did a little dance. Of course, that's when they caught me."

Keller: "You know what went on between us, right?"
Sister Pete: "I know that Tobias was in love with you and that you broke his arms and his legs."
Keller: "Jesus Christ, you put it that way it makes me sound so cold."

Keller: "You should take care of where you stick your dick. That baby is lethal."
Beecher: "You know, I liked it better when we weren't speaking."

Keller: "Adebisi and Said, hand in hand."
Ryan: "It's the end of the fucking universe."

Lenny Burrano: "Donald Groves. You killed your parents and ate them, right?"
Donald Groves: "I only ate my mom. I was saving my dad for Thanksgiving."
Lenny Burrano: "That's festive."

Ross: "I was a man in love. I still am."
Wittlesey: "Save it for the shower room."

(After McManus announces a lockdown)
Alvarez: "Gee Dad, I hope I can still make it to the prom."

Schillinger: "God dammit. You fucking spic cocksucker!"
Alvarez: "See? That's the Schillinger I know and love."

Judge Grace Lema: "Mr. Beecher, I appreciate your taking the time to see me."
Beecher: "Well, you know, it's a nice break from getting fucked up the ass."

Schillinger: "Said. I read your book."
Said: "I don't give refunds."

After re-watching "Uncivilized" (Cassidy!) again I decided to check out a site on registered sex offenders (I don't think that they were suggesting you do that considering what it made those kids do. But what was the moral? Give sex offenders the benefit of the doubt? Somehow I don't think that was it.) Anyway there's like 16 sex offenders in my town! That's a little scary. One of them is listed as living in a house we used to live in! Dude there's a sex offender in my old house! There seems to be a lot of child molesters, one rapist, and a couple guys who were charged with "vicarious sexual gratification". What the fuck is that?

This whole thing reminds me of the episode of Oz where they were talking about how sex offenders had to register on TV and that one guy Coushaine was having a fit over it and after he walked away Hill and Wangler looked at each other and said "Sex offender."

Um I also wanted to mention that Betty Buckley, who played Ryan O'Reily's mom, was on "Without a Trace" tonight!

I need some fanfic to read. Can anybody rec me some of the following pairings: Foreman/House, Eames/Barek, Ryan/Murphy, Ryan/Beecher, Munch/Fin or Munch/Cassidy. I've probably read everything there is out there of those pairings but you never know I may have missed something. If anyone writes a new fic with them they will get a big ol' sloppy kiss from me! ;)

I need some help with my Ryan O'Reily death count! In the episode "A Cock and Balls Story" do I count the deaths that the french guy (can't remember his name) caused? I know Ryan's actions helped lead to the shooting but I am unclear whether or not it was Ryan's intentions to cause those deaths. I only count the deaths Ryan sets out to commit (thus my not counting Khan or Cyril). He was helping Adebisi but it seemed like maybe he didn't know what the plan was. But then again I have trouble believing that Ryan would help if he didn't know the plan. But I also can't see why Ryan would want to go along with Adebisi's plan. Help me please!

Watched another Prison Break tonight. I seem to have taken a liking to T-Bag. I'm weird like that. I still hate that I haven't seen any of the first 15 episodes. I was trying to download torrents of them but on my computer it would take like 30 hours to download one episode and I don't have that kind of time. Stupid slow ass dial-up connection. I wish there was another way to see them.

OMG somebody claimed Munch/Casey on fanfic100. Why, why would you pair those two together? It makes no sense!

Somebody claimed Schillinger for Oz. Eew those have to be disturbing! Don't get me wrong I actually kind of like Vern, even though he is pure evil, but I don't want to get into his head. Except I went ahead and read the one fic they wrote which was about Vern and bitch Beecher and it wasn't that bad actually

You Are 71% Selfish

You put your own needs first, figuring if you don't take care of yourself, who will? While this is a good philosophy to have, it wouldn't hurt you to be a tad more giving.

Okay that's really not suprising. I'm the first to admit that I'm a tad bit self-obsessed. I know this is not a good thing but it's just who I am. It's also probably why I'm not that well liked by others.

I just finished re-watching season 1 of Without a Trace. The episode "Fallout" is truly depressing but in a good way. I remember the first time it aired I had all this emotional crap I was dealing with and I just cried so hard! It was very cathartic. Also they played the song "Hallelujah" at the end of the episode. I love that song!

( Lyrics, and a link to download Hallelujah )

BTW "Hallelujah" would have been a really good song to play on Oz.

I had this weird dream last night about like all my favorite characters from all the shows I've watched being together in one place. The dream made me really wish I had the Sims back so I could make a whole neighborhood with all my favorite characters in it! *am so geeky*

(There was also a bit in the dream where Ryan O'Reily was making out with me and dry humping me against a wall. That was my favorite part.)

I bought Pink's new C.D and Brokeback Mountain today! They were both on sale! I love the C.D! I have to post the lyrics to this one song because it is so good:

Dear Mr. President

Dear Mr. President, come take a walk with me
Let's pretend, we're just two people and
You're not better than me
I'd like to ask you some questions, if we can speak honestly
What do you feel when you see all the homeless on the street?
Who do you pray for at night before you go to sleep?
What do you feel when you look in the mirror?
Are you proud?

How do you sleep while the rest of us cry?
How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye?
How do you walk with your head held high?
Can you even look me in the eyes, and tell me why?

Dear Mr. President
Were you a lonely boy?
Are you a lonely boy?
How can you say "No child left behind"
We're not dumb and we're not blind
They're all sitting in your cells
While you pave the road to hell
What kind of father would take his own daughter's rights away?
And what kind of father might hate his own daughter if she were gay?
I can only imagine what the first lady has to say...
You've come a long way from whiskey and cocaine!

How do you sleep while the rest of us cry?
How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye?
How do you walk with your head held high?
Can you even look me in the eyes?

Let me tell you 'bout hard work
Minimum wage with a baby on the way
Let me tell you 'bout hard work
Rebuilding your house after the bombs took them away
Let me tell you 'bout hard work
Building a bed out of a cardboard box
Let me tell you 'bout hard work! Hard work! Hard work!
You don't know nothing 'bout hard work! Hard work! Hard work!!!!

How do you sleep at night?
How do you walk with your head held high?
Dear Mr. President, you'd never take a walk with me
Hmmm, would you?


Also the chorus of the song Cuz I Can makes me think of Ryan O'Reily. (I know I'm hopeless)

So I cash my checks and place my bets
And hope I'll always win
Even if I don't I'm fucked because
I live a life of sin
But it's alright, I don't give a damn
I don't play your rules
I make my own

On the last day of Christmas "Oz" gave to me: lockdowns, racial tension, inmates killed, an O'Reily family reunion (complete with abusive, drunken father), two guys kissing and a crazy pregnant lady on death ro-o-ow!

Yup I re-watched "Out O' Time" today. My favorite scene is after Khan's death when Cyril and Ryan are fighting and Cyril beats the crap out of Ryan, then breaks down crying and Ryan comforts him. I <3 Ryan and Cyril's relationship, they are so fucked up and touching! Best relationship on the whole damn show!

"Go with love and peace."-Mukada (at the end of his sermon to the prisoners)

These guys go with love and peace? Please!

I'm gonna check out "Prison Break" tonight. I'm amazed that I resisted a show like this for so long (it's set in a prison, what more do I need). Normally I don't like to start watching a serialized show like this so far into the season but I really want to check it out. The reason I never watched before now was I had doubts about how long they can sustain a series like this. I mean if they escape at the end of the season what are they gonna do next season? And if they don't, will it turn into Gilligans Island with the prisoners trying to escape every week but somebody screwing it up, and instead of getting hit with the Skipper's hat they're shanked?!

I re-watched "Unnatural Disasters" and "U.S Male" today and I love the O'Reily, Beecher, and Keller scheming in those so much I had to post some pics of them all together!

( More picspam bitches! )

Also check out the new icon! It's Danny and Jack from "Check Your Head" where they were singing and Jack was completely OOC but we don't mind all that much because it was funny and kinda adorable.

I made Oz icons!

( Look in here )