The law finally catches up with Dean Winchester for all those credit card scams.

He is sent to Fox River (oh noes!)
"Meet your new cellmate Winchester."

"Fresh meat! What's your name boy?"

"Dean."

"My my, you're even prettier than Pretty."

"Allow me to introduce myself. My name is T-Bag."

"T-Bag?"

"Being new, and so young and desirable, you're gonna need some protection."

"Just take a hold of this pocket and T-Bag will take good care of you."

"I don't need protection."

"Now look here, I am extending you a courtesy. This is a one time offer and if I have to take what I want, I will."

"What do you want?"

...

"Oh, you mean sex!"

"Why didn't you just say so? That's fine. I just don't see what the hell pockets have to do with it."

"Hot damn!"

*This scene has been cut due to graphic scenes of a sexual nature*
"This doesn't mean I'm gonna hold your pocket. I don't need protection."

"Of course not New Pretty."

The End
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