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My favorite quotes from "Riots, Drills and the Devil":
T-Bag:"Bellick, I got one for ya. Whaddya call a piece of white trash who couldn’t pass the cops exam and now makes less than a mailman? A C.O."
Bellick:"You know Teddy you really let me down and that’s hard to do because I don’t expect much from the inbred child of a retard. That’s right, Teddy, I read your psych records. ‘Bout how your daddy raped his mongoloid sister and then nine months later little Teddy pops out."
T-Bag:"Well I’ll be damned. A rookie C.O. and it ain’t even Christmas."
(After knocking Lincoln out) T-Bag:"Tough little gorilla, ain’t he?"
T-Bag: "They always think they can run away!"
T-Bag:"Go ahead, go ahead, stick me. Stick me. Let’s see how many times I can shout out about your little hole in there before I bleed out, huh? Because every con in here’s gonna know about your escape before one drop of my blood hits the floor. So you see friends, either I’m through that hole with you or I’m gonna sing like Johnny Cash."
T-Bag:"I’m just kickin’ it with Deputy Dog. You know, talkin’ women."
T-Bag:"After I kill you, I’m gonna crawl out that hole and call me up a limousine and me and yo’ baby’s goin’ to the prom."
T-Bag:"Bellick, I got one for ya. Whaddya call a piece of white trash who couldn’t pass the cops exam and now makes less than a mailman? A C.O."
Bellick:"You know Teddy you really let me down and that’s hard to do because I don’t expect much from the inbred child of a retard. That’s right, Teddy, I read your psych records. ‘Bout how your daddy raped his mongoloid sister and then nine months later little Teddy pops out."
T-Bag:"Well I’ll be damned. A rookie C.O. and it ain’t even Christmas."
(After knocking Lincoln out) T-Bag:"Tough little gorilla, ain’t he?"
T-Bag: "They always think they can run away!"
T-Bag:"Go ahead, go ahead, stick me. Stick me. Let’s see how many times I can shout out about your little hole in there before I bleed out, huh? Because every con in here’s gonna know about your escape before one drop of my blood hits the floor. So you see friends, either I’m through that hole with you or I’m gonna sing like Johnny Cash."
T-Bag:"I’m just kickin’ it with Deputy Dog. You know, talkin’ women."
T-Bag:"After I kill you, I’m gonna crawl out that hole and call me up a limousine and me and yo’ baby’s goin’ to the prom."
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